Squeeze

Tonight we had a luau dinner over at the Johnson's house. It was a great time. Good food and even better friends. Well, dinner was fantastic. The homemade ice cream however, ended up tasting how a skunk smells. No joke! How does that happen!?! It was so disgusting! We had a good laugh over it and then Robert saved the day and ran to the store to buy some ice cream.

Earlier today I had talked to my friend Toni about going on a late night walk. I thought we would be home from dinner at 9:00, but we didn't end up heading home until almost 10:00. On our way we were going to be passing by Toni's house, so I had Matt stop. I ran in quick to talk to Toni while Matt and the kiddos waited in the van. I was seriously in there less than 5 minutes. When I came out the van was gone. Matt ditched me! So like him! He thinks he's so funny. So I started to hoof it home. I got about half way before Matt came driving alongside me. I decided to pretend like I didn't know him. When he asked me if I wanted a ride home I said, " No, go home pervert." So Matt joined in the game and kept pestering me to get in his van...just how a pervert would. Finally I got bored of the go-home-pervert game and said, " No, now I'm in exercise mode. I'm walking all the way." To which Matt responded, " Are you squeezing your butt cheeks?" How do I respond to that!?! I assured him I was and he stepped on the gas and drove away. It made me laugh all the way home. So, what do you think the first thing was out of my mouth when I walked in the house? Well, of course I asked Matt if he too was squeezing his butt cheeks.

Yeah, Matt and I are weird that way and I love it!